BIG NEWS IN APARTMENT 515

Quote Ilene: "I'm itching for a gangbang."

This declaration, seemingly à propos of nothing, naturally elicited my curiosity. At first I suspected that perhaps Ilene was conflating the gangbang with the more-popular orgy. However when I offered her the choice between on one hand a gangbang involving, say, 30 men and herself, and on the other a garden-variety orgy involving a more even number of men and women, Ilene was unequivocal: she wants the gangbang.

Gentlemen, start your engines! Because when push comes to shove and tickle comes to poke, I doubt she'll be terribly picky.